And Now For Your Moment of Liefeld:
I’m not 100% sure of who “G.C.” is but he’s most assuredly spinning in his grave right now. In addition to the usual anatomical Liefeldism we’ve come to expect, what the hell is going on with that sword? That blade is crooked as hell, yo. Do you think the guy who smithed it is still in business? What kind of rating do you think he has on Yelp?
Wait… OH MY GOD HE’S NOT EVEN REALLY HOLDING THE SWORD. IT’S JUST KIND OF HALF-HEARTEDLY FLOATING AROUND THE VICINITY OF THAT DUDE’S FIST. IS IT MAGIC? IS HE A KEYBLADE MASTER? COOLEST SWORDSMITH EVER!!